About Nick
Nick Dietzen like Jesus, is an only child. That’s immediately where the comparisons end, although some have speculated that he does have an eighteen pack.
Originally from Helena, Montana, he is known for his excessive pride for the Big Sky State. When asked if it’s so great, why is he in California. He will respond, “there is a warrant out for my arrest there.”
You will not find him on twitter, nor in the company of a young lass. Strictly cougars.
In 2007, he graduated from the University of Southern California with a journalism degree.
In 2009, he writes a blog about his fantasy football exploits and the unappreciated nature of the K9 Texas Hold’em starting hand. Draw conclusions where you must, but draw them next to a blue duck and you will earn his praise.